Rich and poor man buy their wife two gifts

[Powers]

A rich guy and a poor guy were having lunch and the poor one asked the rich man:
"What did you buy ur wife for Valentine's Day?"

"A diamond necklace and a BMW." replies the rich guy

"Why did you get her both?" the poor man inquires

The rich guy replies, "That way if she doesn't like the diamond necklace she can go return it. What did you buy ur wife?"

The poor man said, "A $10 gift card to Walmart and a dildo."

"Why did you buy her both?" the rich man asked

"That way if she doesn't like the gift card she can go f^ck herself."

:dance:

[marge796]

I am truly sorry but this joke is horrible!

:pu


:jd

[piperman]

I am truly sorry but this joke is horrible!

:pu


:jd

:tpd:

[WildBlueSooner]

I am truly sorry but this joke is horrible!

:pu


:jd

Me likey! :fu

[Whee]

Oh, I don't know...made me :r.

But then again, I'm just a twice divorced bitter old man...:wo:dance:

[CBI_2]

Oh, I don't know...made me :r.

But then again, I'm just a twice divorced bitter old man...:wo:dance:
:r:r

Funny joke BTW. Haven't heard it in a while but still makes the wife and I laugh.

[karmaz00]

lol good oen

[TheManWithNoName]

Hahaha I love it! Reminds me of the Sopranos.
:ss:ss

[G G]

Good one.