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Skywalker 01-15-2009 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by mrreindeer (Post 171121)
Okay, finally got a chance to watch it last night...and I reviewed the tape multiple times for a proper verdict.

Here are two theories:

-The producers of the show never believed the guy was actually blind so they put Seacrest up to tricking the poor kid into High-5'ing him. I mean, who wouldn't want to High-5 Ryan Seacrest. Personally, I'd rather High-5 the bikini girl. Again & Again.

-Ryan forgot to wear his watch. In a freakish radio dj'ing accident, his right arm was nearly detached from his body. In order to save the arm, they had to fill the humerus with helium. The watch normally keeps the arm weighted and it usually rests at his side. Distracted by the blind guy rushing out of the audition room with his Golden Ticket and unable to immediately use his other arm to hold the unweighted helium arm down, up it went. Poor bastard.

-->And I absolutely loved seeing that they passed the bikini girl on to Hollywood, that was freaking AWESOME. She really wasn't that great of a singer but she certainly worked it.

Hilarious!!!:r

Blueface 01-15-2009 09:18 AM

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I almost fell backwards when I saw that.
Funny thing is the guy almost got the high five.

He is not totally blind.
He can see a very fine "straw" like tunnel vision.

mrreindeer 01-15-2009 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Blueface (Post 171194)
He can see a very fine "straw" like tunnel vision.

I actually tried that this morning. You can't see sh!t through a straw. :r:r

But yeah, that guy can totally see.

Genetic Defect 01-15-2009 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by mrreindeer (Post 171211)
I actually tried that this morning. You can't see sh!t through a straw. :r:r

But yeah, that guy can totally see.

:r were you looking in the toilet, might be why you didnt see any

King James 01-15-2009 09:47 AM

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mrreindeer 01-15-2009 09:56 AM

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:r:r:r

Cigargal 01-15-2009 10:05 AM

Re: Are you kidding me?!?! (American Idol)
 
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Originally Posted by jitzy (Post 168999)
he did not want to make out with her at all :confused: just plain sad

No one said you have to be smart to work on American Idol...and Seacrest and Simon have something going on...no girls allowed.


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