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kydsid 08-21-2009 04:27 PM
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Ever ride a fat boy?.....................................Want too?

CBI_2 08-23-2009 10:36 AM
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Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

CBI_2 08-23-2009 10:39 AM
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

BlackDog 08-23-2009 10:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skullnrose (Post 286140)
For the record I am not Fred Flintstone but I sure would love to make your Bedrock!
:r :r :r

cort 08-23-2009 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 519771)
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
:r:r:rNICE!!!!

357 09-21-2010 03:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 519771)
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
:r

I think this might be the funniest post I've ever read on CA.

Bill86 09-21-2010 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 519771)
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
This is the only one that works 90%+ of the time.....never tried it...but how could it fail.

I've heard nearly all of these, some from carlin, some from movies.

Montano 09-21-2010 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 286065)
You must be a speeding ticket...because you got FINE written all over you!!
:tu

:r :r :r

Mugen910 09-21-2010 03:54 PM
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Hi, did you know I am the world greatest tongue wrestler...want a title match?

pektel 09-21-2010 04:05 PM
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I don't use pick up lines. When I was 21, I came up with a great idea (what I thought was a great idea, anyways): read cosmo. There's always articles in there about how a woman can tell if you're good in bed. It gives her things to look for. Just do those things. You know how many women read cosmo? I swear, it's like cheating.

landhoney 09-21-2010 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 519771)
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Winner, winner, chicken dinner. :r

Gophernut 09-21-2010 04:10 PM
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I might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you. What do you say?

Mugen910 09-21-2010 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 996194)
I might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you. What do you say?
so wrong!!! :r

markem 09-21-2010 04:28 PM
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Here's the place Bao keeps on speed dial. Rumor has it that he is partial to the Harry Potter pickup lines

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/

:r :r

holli4pirating 09-21-2010 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 519771)
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Say hello to the Ether Bunny...

theonlybear4CORT 09-21-2010 06:13 PM
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did NASA make your pants, cuz your ass is out if this world.

CBI_2 09-21-2010 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by pektel (Post 996191)
I don't use pick up lines. When I was 21, I came up with a great idea (what I thought was a great idea, anyways): read cosmo. There's always articles in there about how a woman can tell if you're good in bed. It gives her things to look for. Just do those things. You know how many women read cosmo? I swear, it's like cheating.
:r:r:r Reminds me of Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge.

Mugen910 09-21-2010 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by markem (Post 996225)
Here's the place Bao keeps on speed dial. Rumor has it that he is partial to the Harry Potter pickup lines

http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/

:r :r
some great lines there! :tu

Are you a chicken farmer? No? Cuz you sure know how to raise c0x :r

nomadicwookie 09-22-2010 09:51 AM
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Hey wanna get a pizza go back to my place & have sex... what you don't like pizza?

That one actually worked for my old roommate. He didn't get to ask her if she liked pizza she just said sure.

BeerAdvocate 09-22-2010 10:59 AM
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How do you scare a bee?
(you then grab the womens breast and say) Boo-Bee

Da Klugs 09-22-2010 11:31 AM
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Hey my mom has that dress. :)


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