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shvictor 01-01-2009 11:27 AM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by newcigarz (Post 144312)
Do you think 600 men 1 cup will make it onto youtube??:D
:r:r:r:r:r

Genetic Defect 01-01-2009 12:01 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
How many cocks to get a promotion?

Dennis569 01-01-2009 12:19 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Is this the rubber dong thread?
I fingered it had to be around here somewhere.

Partagaspete 01-01-2009 02:40 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Vito (Post 144768)
How many cocks to get a promotion?
Hey, he's in The A.F. not the Navy.:r

T

Genetic Defect 01-01-2009 02:41 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Partagaspete (Post 144929)
Hey, he's in The A.F. not the Navy.:r

T
:r

Sauer Grapes 01-01-2009 04:30 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Look on the bright side, every single one can be laughed at and then told that looks just like a penis only smaller.

boonedoggle 01-01-2009 04:32 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 142406)
Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]
Get to it, Sarge! Whatever...you enjoy it. Who doesn't?! :hm:r

Yazzie 01-01-2009 05:24 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Hey D, that's good OTJ Training to get yourself a gig with the NFL, NBA, MLB, etc... administering the Urin Tests. :r

icantbejon 01-01-2009 05:44 PM
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Wow. This story seriously makes me wish I could resign my commission and re-enlist. It sounds as great as when I was a PFC scooping up dog **** outside of our motor pool. Why on earth did I ever decide to leave the enlisted side of the house????? What on earth was I thinking?????

:r:r:r:r:r

HK3- 01-01-2009 06:05 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Looking for the Wizinator! Nothing like the rubber **** and bladder strapped to the leg.

I would have to say that you my friend have a suck ass job. :D

Genetic Defect 01-01-2009 06:07 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by HK3- (Post 145233)
Looking for the Wizinator! Nothing like the rubber **** and bladder strapped to the leg.

I would have to say that you my friend have a suck ass job. :D
:r

Tikihut27 01-02-2009 12:14 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
One of the joys of being a Commissioned Officer is that we get to pick who has this job. Perhaps you should suck up more? :D

Partagaspete 01-02-2009 12:16 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tikihut27 (Post 146185)
One of the joys of being a Commissioned Officer is that we get to pick who has this job. Perhaps you should suck up more? :D
No that is the joy of being a Senior Non-Com;)

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GhostRyder 01-02-2009 12:21 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
This is ridiculously awesome. When I head back to school I'll to be piss tested and they use the Navy officers for that. No NCOs on staff though :( I'll be thinking of you while I'm peeing in front of an O-3 in the Navy.

icehog3 01-02-2009 02:22 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tikihut27 (Post 146185)
One of the joys of being a Commissioned Officer is that we get to pick who has this job. Perhaps you should suck up more? :D
Oooh....bad choice of words for this one. ;) :r

Ace$nyper 01-02-2009 03:24 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
om my frigging god.

This thread is getting even funnier.

Sauer Grapes 01-02-2009 04:01 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
You could dress kind of fruity (if you don't have to have your uniform on) and great them with a lisp when they walk in. I'm sure each one of them would find that funny.

taltos 01-02-2009 04:02 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sauer Grapes (Post 146593)
You could dress kind of fruity (if you don't have to have your uniform on) and great them with a lisp when they walk in. I'm sure each one of them would find that funny.
And holding a ruler.:ss

markem 01-02-2009 04:08 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sauer Grapes (Post 146593)
You could dress kind of fruity (if you don't have to have your uniform on) and great them with a lisp when they walk in. I'm sure each one of them would find that funny.
nah. full dress uniform and a feather boa.

Don Fernando 01-02-2009 04:09 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
don't forget to put on some lipstick.

Darrell 01-02-2009 08:56 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Great News!

My boss called and said it was canceled. Phew.

pnoon 01-02-2009 09:00 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 146973)
Great News!

My boss called and said it was canceled. Phew.
Talk about mixed emotions.

I'm happy for you, D. :tu
But now we won't have this thread to enjoy any more. :mad:







It was all fun while it lasted. :salute:

Genetic Defect 01-02-2009 09:09 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 146973)
Great News!

My boss called and said it was canceled. Phew.
maybe he read this thread

doctorcue 01-02-2009 09:13 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 146973)
Great News!

My boss called and said it was canceled. Phew.
You must be upset with all that practice you put in the last few days. :r

bobarian 01-02-2009 10:24 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by doctorcue (Post 146991)
You must be upset with all that practice you put in the last few days. :r
OMG!:r:r:r

theonlybear4CORT 01-02-2009 10:50 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by doctorcue (Post 146991)
You must be upset with all that practice you put in the last few days. :r
LOL :r

shvictor 01-02-2009 11:16 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 146973)
Great News!

My boss called and said it was canceled. Phew.
That is the worst news I have ever heard. I'm sure it was devastating to you Darrell. I'm sorry for your loss. :(

Kondour 01-02-2009 11:21 PM
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:fu
Quote:
Originally Posted by shvictor (Post 147131)
That is the worst news I have ever heard. I'm sure it was devastating to you Darrell. I'm sorry for your loss. :(
:r:r:r:bx

shvictor 01-02-2009 11:22 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Good thing Kondour is coming to the herf, I'm sure he wont mind if you watch him pee. :hm

Kondour 01-02-2009 11:25 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by shvictor (Post 147137)
Good thing Kondour is coming to the herf, I'm sure he wont mind if you watch him pee. :hm
:bx:bx:bx KO. Can't wait till your sick again.:r

icehog3 01-03-2009 01:12 AM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
They cancelled out on you, Darrell??

What a dick move!! :r

white_s2k 01-03-2009 01:30 AM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 147194)
They cancelled out on you, Darrell??

What a dick move!! :r
:r :r :r

Bruzee 01-03-2009 02:44 AM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
I'll breath a sigh of relief for you Darrell! But the thread was fun to read. :ss

taltos 01-03-2009 04:39 AM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
So no watching the youngsters whiz while Michael Jackson sings 'Beat It'? So sorry for you.:cb

BC-Axeman 01-05-2009 10:09 PM
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:r:r:r:r
Thanks Darrell, and all.
*wipes tears from eyes*
:r:r:r:r
Oh, man, I'm glad I wasn't reading this thread at work.

Darrell 01-05-2009 10:11 PM
Re: The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by doctorcue (Post 146991)
You must be upset with all that practice you put in the last few days. :r
Did you guys know Danny got laid off at his job at the sperm bank?

....they said he was drinking on the job. :D


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