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St. Lou Stu 10-23-2008 11:07 AM
Re: Random Advice Thread
 
Never tell the new chic in HR she has a nice rack.
Even if it is true.
Trust me.
I know.

gettysburgfreak 10-23-2008 12:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 28766)
and for those that don't


PROPER PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE

Wait, that is 6... I must have missed one....

My poli sci teacher in college said it was the 5 P's

Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance

gettysburgfreak 10-23-2008 12:21 PM
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Everything is negotiable- My dad drilled that one in my head.

kaisersozei 10-23-2008 12:50 PM
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When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music. (George Carlin)

And the wife doesn't like it, but my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. :D

GKitty 10-23-2008 12:55 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kaisersozei (Post 30577)
When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

OMG... this is brilliant... I may have to put it on a T-Shirt and give it to a couple of people.

smokeyscotch 10-23-2008 01:27 PM
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Receive any cigar happily. It may be all the person can do at the time.

Call your parents, even if you don't want to. Someday you'll want to, and remember you can't.

:eevis 10-23-2008 02:34 PM
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When a child, never sniff a magnet just to see what it smells like. Don't ask :lv

My Grandfather used to say "Do you know where sympathy falls in the dictionary, between $h*# and syphills, and I got none of 'em for ya"

And mom's wisdom, "A failure to plan on your part doesn't make it a crisis for me"

Steve 10-23-2008 02:40 PM
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Sage wisdom right there!


Quote:
Originally Posted by smokeyscotch (Post 30645)
Call your parents, even if you don't want to. Someday you'll want to, and remember you can't.

icehog3 10-23-2008 02:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 29501)
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Quote:
Originally Posted by :eevis (Post 30782)

And mom's wisdom, "A failure to plan on your part doesn't make it a crisis for me"
Moms know stuff. :)


It is easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

Don't pizz down my back and tell me it's raining.

pnoon 10-23-2008 02:47 PM
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The glass is ALWAYS half full.

pnoon 10-23-2008 02:49 PM
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Think of the guy of average intelligence. Then realize that half the people in the world are stupider than that guy.
-George Carlin

markem 10-23-2008 02:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 30812)
The glass is ALWAYS half full.
It's not so much half full or half empty as it is the wrong size glass

ahc4353 10-23-2008 02:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by smokeyscotch (Post 30645)
........

Call your parents, even if you don't want to. Someday you'll want to, and remember you can't.
That is awesome Tim.


Here's one. My young son sends a text to his older brother that says "say something profound I need a Sr. quote". Reply, "If it's everywhere it's not herpes".

You gotta love older brothers. :D

Gophernut 10-23-2008 03:10 PM
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Always do sober, what you said you were going to do when you were drunk!

Cigarmark 10-23-2008 04:50 PM
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One man gathers, what another man spills.

Sometimes the cards ain't worth a dime, if you don't lay 'em down.

NCRadioMan 10-23-2008 05:02 PM
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can never pick your friends nose.

icehog3 10-23-2008 05:06 PM
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

lenguamor 10-23-2008 05:25 PM
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Don't s*** where you eat.

lenguamor 10-23-2008 05:32 PM
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Don’t puke on my tortilla chips and tell me it’s salsa.

CeeGar 10-23-2008 05:33 PM
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It's better to look stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. :D


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