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BrIG	10-26-2008 07:29 PM

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Man with hand in pocket always feels cocky.

rack04

10-26-2008 07:31 PM

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Go to bed with itchy butt. Wake up with stinky finger.

kgraybill

10-26-2008 07:44 PM

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Never do beer bongs blindfolded!

SvilleKid

10-26-2008 10:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by av8tor152d (Post 36335)

Taking off is optional, Landing is mandatory.

Like that one. Should be followed closely by:

It's not the fall that gets you, it's that sudden stop at the end.

theycallmedan'lboone

10-27-2008 07:45 AM

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"You've heard of not gettng into a land war in Asia", as well as "do not go in with a Sicilian when death is on the line". My friend, never EVER bet AGAINST Liverpool in Europe.

cbsmokin

10-27-2008 09:53 AM

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Just ask for help when you need it.

Don't throw full lighters into fires.

BigBruce

10-27-2008 11:14 AM

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He who hesitates masterbates

Go ugly early

If you are gonna crash (helicopter) put the cyclic up your ass. Makes it more interesting for crash investigation.

pnoon

10-27-2008 11:30 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by theycallmedan'lboone (Post 37011)

"You've heard of not gettng into a land war in Asia", as well as "do not go in with a Sicilian when death is on the line". My friend, never EVER bet AGAINST Liverpool in Europe.

Amen, brother. :)

theycallmedan'lboone

10-27-2008 12:13 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBruce (Post 37419)

He who hesitates masterbates

Go ugly early

If you are gonna crash (helicopter) put the cyclic up your ass. Makes it more interesting for crash investigation.

:lv:lv:r

Tikihut27

10-28-2008 06:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by theycallmedan'lboone (Post 37542)

:lv:lv:r

Combat stress. Pay him no nevermind. :D

Swampper

10-28-2008 06:54 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gettysburgfreak (Post 30514)

My poli sci teacher in college said it was the 5 P's

Prior Preparation Prevents Poor Performance

7Ps: PROPER PRIOR PLANNING PREVENTS PISS POOR PERFORMANCE

Steve

10-28-2008 09:19 PM

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Live in the present, forgive your past.

Neuromancer

10-28-2008 09:53 PM

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Here's the three most important things for a great life:

#1: Respect for all living things.

#2: A healthy bowel movement on a regular basis.

#3: A navy blue blazer.

And, oh, yes, don't take your eye off the ball!

PS - Plagiarized from The Fisher King...:ss

Steve

10-28-2008 09:56 PM

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#2 is #1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neuromancer (Post 40411)

#2: A healthy bowel movement on a regular basis.

smokeyscotch

11-07-2008 09:32 PM

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Gotta revive this thread.

He that has chili dog for lunch should not burp in paint mask.

Don't ask. :pu

icehog3

11-07-2008 10:32 PM

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Don't pull your love out on me, baby, If you do then I think that maybe I'll just lay me down and cry for a hundred years.

Sauer Grapes

11-07-2008 10:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos (Post 28268)

Don't fry bacon with your shirt off.
Don't tease the cat when not wearing pants.

Or... don't fry bacon without pants on. ouch.

:eevis

11-08-2008 06:35 AM

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"Don't cross the beams"- Egon Spengler

Rockestone

11-08-2008 06:39 AM

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Measure Twice. Cut Once.

Orgnaization is the key to success.

Sometimes you need to slow down in order to speed up.

Keep it simple, stupid!

av8tor152d

11-08-2008 06:48 AM

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Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

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