Wife having an affair
 

A man come home to work early and finds his wife in bed with another man:

Husband: What are you doing?
Wife: I've been having an affair with Joe for 2 years.
Husband: That's not very nice.
Wife: Why did you come home early?
Husband: I'm not feeling well. I think I'm getting the flu.
Wife: Why don't you go downstairs and I'll fix you some hot soup.
Husband: That sounds good. Do we have enough for Joe?
Joe: I just ate a sandwich.
Wife: You should have room for soup. It's vegetable!
Husband: Just make enough for all of us. I'll eat Joe's if he's still not hungry.
Wife: The dog is due for his rabies shot.
Joe: Where did you put my pants?


MCS

Re: Wife having an affair
 

:confused:

Oh... and any word on my pants?

Re: Wife having an affair
 

:confused:

Re: Wife having an affair
 

This is the Jokes area!!!;)

Re: Wife having an affair
 

:confused::confused::confused::tpd:huh?

Re: Wife having an affair
 

Ehhh... Did I miss something in the said joke?

Re: Wife having an affair
 

I'm thinking the punchline is that fact that there is a lack of a punchline.

Re: Wife having an affair
 

Got me scratching my head too!!

Re: Wife having an affair
 

I know! This is like the greatest joke ever!


MCS

Re: Wife having an affair
 

Remember: Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work do.

Re: Wife having an affair
 

:confused: If you say so... :D

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I'm still waiting for the day where a gun does anything violent. I have been watching mine for a while, and all they do is just sit there. They are so lazy, they actually make me operate them!

Guns kill people just like, computers hack, and spoons make people fat.

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My spoon will make me skinny ... it ran away with the dish. :(

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:tu

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Yeah, I think it reads "SASSY"

Ha ha--no soup for you :D

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Wife: I used them to make the soup.

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A head scratcher, but the comments have been funny :D

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http://www.with-gusto.com/images/comics/pinch.gif

MCS

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:D This is some very dry, very clever stuff!! Classic misdirection!:rolleyes:

Never-the-less, You are still to be considered a whackjob!! ....... and we like that about you!!:tu

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Re: Wife having an affair
 

Husband: I hope you wore Chinos, I can't stand corduroy soup!