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A great thread emerged
It lasted forever more
Badass, sweet, oh yeah!

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Rage and agony
A beetle ate its way through
My one Cohiba

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This haiku is beautiful...I can actually feel your rage and agony.

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Cabbage and beer
Feel the pressure building
A fart is born

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That is my unauthorized biography, Paul! :r

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Thank you sir but I was thinking of someone on the west coast.:D

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Sometimes a legend

Is more a leg end

The upper connecting end

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I thought this thread was

for Haiku writing only

you both should do this


:rlz

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I thought this myself
but then the thread creator
ignored the rule, too

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Up all night drinking

Not mixed drinks but formula

My life with children

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furuike ya
kawazu tobikomu
mizu no oto

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It is very strange to me
Haiku wanabes
Saying more with less, go smoke

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I broke my own rule
But then again its my thread
Shutup and color!

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Summer evening
Calls for rum and an aged
Ramon Allones

:ss

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This makes my head hurt
All this syllabic talking
Must go take a nap.

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Rah Oklahoma
Boomer Sooner Basketball
Rah Rah Rah Rah Win!

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I thought Haikus could not have more than three "rah"s?


:r

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Be cute, bite cap off
Cuban style. PTOOEY!
Hate bits in my mouth!!

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I did not like
maybe I did
Who really knows.


:r

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Trolls invade board
Pnoon issues the ban
Hog's butt itches.

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a round hole opens
the cantelope is ripened
heat and anjoy it

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Hogging at the bars
happily slurring stumbles
bedtime for bonzo

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A difficult call
Should I accept a glass top
Box of Cohibas?

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White fuzzy and gross
Store owner doesn't know squat
"Ah, it's just plume"

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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

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Friday night
Good smoke and drink
I have a cold:(

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a cold is ok
if youre boozing and smoking
get drunk and pass out :al

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iambic pentameter
need not here apply
just the words to wonder why

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haisei no
kireina uta o
tanoshinda


Smoke curling around
My head like a small halo
Oh cigar divine

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My butt, it itches

No lotion or secret balm

Can relieve it

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the admiral strikes
relief he cannot soon find
furthered itchy crack

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here the crickets

Angels fear to tread

Asylum suicide mission

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Five syllables first
Seven syllables second
Five syllables third

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The rules of Haiku
Seventeen syllables long
five seven five rule

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Oh my good gracious
Not another Haiku thread
I'm going to be sick


But I kid, I kid
I kind of like the Haikus
Sort of fun, they are

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I got that part, Andy...I was just trying I was just trying to clarify the "rah rule". ;) :r

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Rah Rah Rah
Rah Rah Rah
I broke the Rah Rule :)

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And the 5-7-5 rule. ;)

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I am a dumb ass
a dumb ass ignoramus
I suck at haikus

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Not really too bad
I would admit freely
Better than me

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whiskey and vodka
Downtown with the rowdy crowd
the room was spinning

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:al :r :tu

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I like the smilies :):D
This one is my favorite :r
Too drunk for haiku :al

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Second and third lines
Do not fit Haiku numbers
Too much vokda, Tom?

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yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes

:D

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White spots all over
Fluffy, furry, looks like mold
vendor says its plume

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Wingate Firehog
Obscenejesster as well
First troll to die here.

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Amateur haiku:
Some make sense, others don't.
Head hurts, need a beer!

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Needing a breather
Spanish Cedar is neither
spanish nor cedar







My last haiku Rhymed
it was superbly well timed
This one will not, ha

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We need more haiku,
Starting with me,then from you
Must go smoke Im through!