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The Professor 10-28-2008 04:55 AM

UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Hey Admiral?

You want to lose another 5er again this year? :cb Your cigars were so tasty last year that I'd love to win them again. :dr On the off-chance that FU actually wins, I'd send you a fiver. :r

Straight-up. No points. I take UGA, you take Florida. A fiver of acceptable smokes. :ss

You game?


Others should feel free to start side bets with each other, here, too. UGA fans: be sure to show FU fans pictures of what the number 5 looks like, though -- being the Florida fans that they are, many of them never learned to count past 3. :rolleyes: :fl

Smokin Gator 10-28-2008 05:34 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
For those of you who are uninitiated about the nuances of this game... it is NEVER pronounce Georgia/Florida... It is ALWAYS Florida/Georgia!!!

The Professor 10-28-2008 06:36 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator (Post 38874)
For those of you who are uninitiated about the nuances of this game... it is NEVER pronounce Georgia/Florida... It is ALWAYS Florida/Georgia!!!

How cute ... another FU fan. While I'm impressed by the use of multisyllabic words, I'm unsurprised by the improper tense. In other words (to translate): Mongo no like "pronounce." ;)

How about this? I think we can all agree this is and will always be... The World's Largest (Outdoor) cocktail Party. :D :al

Smokin Gator 10-28-2008 06:49 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Professor (Post 38907)
How cute ... another FU fan. While I'm impressed by the use of multisyllabic words, I'm unsurprised by the improper tense. In other words (to translate): Mongo no like "pronounce." ;)

How about this? I think we can all agree this is and will always be... The World's Largest (Outdoor) ****tail Party. :D :al

It is one heck of a party... I didn't miss it from 1972 (as a kid) to 2002 except for when it was in Athens. No way I would go there, but my stubbornness caused me to miss on great Georgia beat down by SOS!!

I am missing this year's game because I will be competing in the National BBQ Festival in Douglas farkin' GA!!

Starchild 10-28-2008 07:05 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Professor (Post 38907)
How about this? I think we can all agree this is and will always be... The World's Largest (Outdoor) ****tail Party. :D :al

No question there :chr

I used to head down just for the tail gate, and then go back home to watch the game :D

A good time will be had by all. Until of course, half the fans have to head back north after a crushing defeat :(

GO GATORS!!!

theycallmedan'lboone 10-28-2008 07:17 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
truly the game to watch this weekend.. in some circles Texas -Texas Tech is the game, and I'd figure it to be a little less hard hitting, as I firmly believe Tech has no defense... I've not decided as to who I'd rather win, I dispise florida from the Spurrier years, but I hate Georgia because it's Georgia... perhaps an earthquake? oh well


Go Dawgs!

Resipsa 10-28-2008 07:29 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Professor (Post 38907)
How cute ... another FU fan. While I'm impressed by the use of multisyllabic words, I'm unsurprised by the improper tense. In other words (to translate): Mongo no like "pronounce." ;)How about this? I think we can all agree this is and will always be... The World's Largest (Outdoor) cocktail Party. :D :al

:confused:

Leave the grammar lessons to the English majors Dokk, :r

SeanGAR 10-28-2008 07:30 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Professor (Post 38854)
On the off-chance that FU actually wins, I'd send you a fiver.

Gators won:
1990
1991
1992
1993
1994
1995
1996
1998
2000
2001
2002
2003
2005
2006

Georgia won:
1997
2004
2007

Heck of an "off-chance".

icehog3 10-28-2008 09:23 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
I'm in Dokk...and I think you should add a cigar to my 5'er for every insult you hurl at the Florida fans' intelligence.

Let me know if you need me to make that statement simpler so you Bullfrog fans can understand "Mongo talk". ;) :r

wshan 10-28-2008 09:53 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Professor (Post 38907)
How cute ... another FU fan. While I'm impressed by the use of multisyllabic words, I'm unsurprised by the improper tense. In other words (to translate): Mongo no like "pronounce." ;)

How about this? I think we can all agree this is and will always be... The World's Largest (Outdoor) cocktail Party. :D :al

How come it let you say cocktail party but won't let me in my wlocp thread? I thought maybe CBS was censoring this forum.

I'll take your 5er bet if you want :) I'll even give you the 5.5 point spread. I feel bad for the puppies. It is always Florida/Georgia.

theycallmedan'lboone 10-28-2008 11:26 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
maybe it doesn't like you saying **** tail.

pnoon 10-28-2008 11:35 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by wshan (Post 39166)
How come it let you say cocktail party but won't let me in my wlocp thread?

The censorship settings were changed recently. It does not "fix" things posted prior to the change because it physically changes the post to asterisks.

icehog3 10-28-2008 02:21 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
iceMongo like Gator. iceMongo like smoke cigar. iceMongo like bet. iceMongo like Dokk.

Smokin Gator 10-28-2008 02:27 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 39544)
iceMongo like Gator. iceMongo like smoke cigar. iceMongo like bet. iceMongo like Dokk.

:r:r:r

Starchild 10-28-2008 02:28 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
"Telegram for icemongo" :cool:

http://www.h4x3d.com/feat/themes/bomb.jpg

The Professor 10-28-2008 05:20 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 39090)
I'm in Dokk...and I think you should add a cigar to my 5'er for every insult you hurl at the Florida fans' intelligence.

Let me know if you need me to make that statement simpler so you Bullfrog fans can understand "Mongo talk". ;) :r

:r

Awesome. :tu I'll look forward to taking you cigars again this year. :dr

Quote:

Originally Posted by wshan (Post 39166)
I'll take your 5er bet if you want :) I'll even give you the 5.5 point spread. I feel bad for the puppies. It is always Florida/Georgia.

Thanks for the offer -- maybe someone else will take you up on it. I was just calling out the Admiral, not making offers to bet others.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 39544)
iceMongo like Gator. iceMongo like smoke cigar. iceMongo like bet. iceMongo like Dokk.

Dokk like iceMongo. :tu :dance:

rwhit37 10-28-2008 05:51 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Professor (Post 38907)
How about this? I think we can all agree this is and will always be... The World's Largest (Outdoor) cocktail Party. :D :al

Ever heard of Mardi Gras?

icehog3 10-28-2008 06:08 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rwhit37 (Post 39918)
Ever heard of Mardi Gras?

I have, they make awesome paper towels!

Mikey202 10-28-2008 08:23 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Having recently moved from the Swamp to the North Country..GO GATORS!!!!

I want a Penn State VS Florida National Championship GAME!!!!!:D

icehog3 10-28-2008 10:12 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey202 (Post 40281)
Having recently moved from the Swamp to the North Country..GO GATORS!!!!

I want a Penn State VS Florida National Championship GAME!!!!!:D

I could live with that. ;)

DavenportESQ 10-28-2008 11:27 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Im going with admiral DB on this one! Only because I think in a few weeks the Cocks are gonna beat the gators and that will be our only hail mary to win the East...But that will be a whole nother thread!

icehog3 10-29-2008 08:05 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DavenportESQ (Post 40514)
Im going with admiral DB on this one! Only because I think in a few weeks the Cocks are gonna beat the gators and that will be our only hail mary to win the East...But that will be a whole nother thread!

I hope no Mods delete a wonderful thread like that, Dave.


;) :r

G G 10-29-2008 06:40 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanGAR (Post 38967)
Gators won:
1990
1991
1992
1993
1994
1995
1996
1998
2000
2001
2002
2003
2005
2006

Georgia won:
1997
2004
2007

Heck of an "off-chance".



The rest of the story:

Overall win/loss record in history of game is Georgia 47, Florida 37, and 2 ending in a tie. So 47-37-2, with Georgia having the most wins. From 1990 thru 2007, it is Florida 15, Georgia 3.

Smokin Gator 10-29-2008 07:04 PM

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Alright... I have tried really hard to be nice...

But this is FL/GA week and I hate farkin Georgia!!!! Your stupid mascot dog is inbred... Your star running back is the Anti Christ... I hate Vince Dooley... I hate Herchel Walker... I hate Lindsey Scott... I hate Larry Munson... I hate those stupid blazers and penny loafers at games... But I do love Ray Goff!!!

I piss on your tires and laugh at your fat girlfriends!!!

G G 10-29-2008 07:54 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator (Post 41920)
Alright... I have tried really hard to be nice...

But this is FL/GA week and I hate farkin Georgia!!!! Your stupid mascot dog is inbred... Your star running back is the Anti Christ... I hate Vince Dooley... I hate Herchel Walker... I hate Lindsey Scott... I hate Larry Munson... I hate those stupid blazers and penny loafers at games... But I do love Ray Goff!!!

I piss on your tires and laugh at your fat girlfriends!!!

Thats funny stuff right there. I don't like that guy who says "OH MY" I get so sick of hearing him say that. I think it's Mick Hubert the super weenie.:ss

rwhit37 10-29-2008 07:56 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator (Post 41920)
Alright... I have tried really hard to be nice...

But this is FL/GA week and I hate farkin Georgia!!!! Your stupid mascot dog is inbred... Your star running back is the Anti Christ... I hate Vince Dooley... I hate Herchel Walker... I hate Lindsey Scott... I hate Larry Munson... I hate those stupid blazers and penny loafers at games... But I do love Ray Goff!!!

I piss on your tires and laugh at your fat girlfriends!!!


And that my friends is why this place is called the Asylum.;)

The Professor 10-29-2008 08:08 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rwhit37 (Post 42015)
And that my friends is why this place is called the Asylum.;)

:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r

DonWeb 10-29-2008 08:38 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Professor (Post 38907)
How cute ... another FU fan. While I'm impressed by the use of multisyllabic words, I'm unsurprised by the improper tense. In other words (to translate): Mongo no like "pronounce." ;)

Funny, funny stuff there. You're a sphincter - but that there is funny stuff.

icehog3 10-29-2008 10:38 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator (Post 41920)
Alright... I have tried really hard to be nice...

But this is FL/GA week and I hate farkin Georgia!!!! Your stupid mascot dog is inbred... Your star running back is the Anti Christ... I hate Vince Dooley... I hate Herchel Walker... I hate Lindsey Scott... I hate Larry Munson... I hate those stupid blazers and penny loafers at games... But I do love Ray Goff!!!

I piss on your tires and laugh at your fat girlfriends!!!

I like Herchel Walker. ;) :r

taltos 10-30-2008 05:17 AM

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The only good Gator is a belt or a pocketbook.:al

G G 10-30-2008 06:09 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos (Post 42446)
The only good Gator is a belt or a pocketbook.:al

I agree sir.:r

icehog3 10-30-2008 08:42 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos (Post 42446)
The only good Gator is a belt or a pocketbook.:al

Sounds like a challenge, Paul! :r

Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey (Post 42479)
I agree sir.:r

No more comments from the Semihole gallery, please! :r

Jokermann 10-30-2008 09:01 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Uga - 27
fu - 17

icehog3 10-30-2008 09:05 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jokermann (Post 42673)
Uga - 27
fu - 17

Psychic? ;) :r

theycallmedan'lboone 10-30-2008 09:26 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 39963)
I have, they make awesome paper towels!

:r:r:r

Starchild 10-30-2008 09:27 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 42680)
Psychic? ;) :r

Just another dyslexic Bulldog

It's
UGA-17
UF-27

:D

G G 10-30-2008 09:29 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 42644)
Sounds like a challenge, Paul! :r



No more comments from the Semihole gallery, please! :r

I am a Dawg, sir.:ss

Jokermann 10-30-2008 09:51 AM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Starchild (Post 42711)
Just another dyslexic Bulldog

It's
UGA-17
UF-27

:D


Wiat, thet is al wrung! You swetched the scor! It neds to bee UGA with 27 and FU weth 17.

icehog3 10-30-2008 02:12 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ggainey (Post 42712)
I am a Dawg, sir.:ss

My condolences, Brother! ;) :r

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jokermann
Wiat, thet is al wrung! You swetched the scor! It neds to bee UGA with 27 and FU weth 17.

Definitely a University of Joegeah education! :r

The Professor 10-30-2008 02:23 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
It's going to be sweet smoking those cigars from you, Admiral. Can I have an 03 SW again this year? :dance:

icehog3 10-30-2008 02:46 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Professor (Post 43170)
It's going to be sweet smoking those cigars from you, Admiral. Can I have an 03 SW again this year? :dance:

I dunno, what's on the table from your humi? :r

The Professor 10-30-2008 02:50 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 43216)
I dunno, what's on the table from your humi? :r

Um ... I've got some Quintero Brevas and La Corona Panetelas. :r

Genetic Defect 10-30-2008 02:58 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
How do you keep a Gator out of your yard? ......Put up a goal post!

The Professor 10-30-2008 02:59 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito (Post 43242)
How do you keep a Gator out of your yard? ......Put up a goal post!

LoL!!! :r :r :r

Genetic Defect 10-30-2008 03:02 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Q. - What are the requirments for attending the University of Florida?


A. - Showing up.

icehog3 10-30-2008 03:04 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Professor (Post 43230)
Um ... I've got some Quintero Brevas and La Corona Panetelas. :r

Cool, I have Gurkha 5'ers for you.

icehog3 10-30-2008 03:05 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito (Post 43247)
Q. - What are the requirments for attending the University of Florida?


A. - Showing up.

What are the requirements you had to meet to become a dildo?

Genetic Defect 10-30-2008 03:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 43253)
What are the requirements you had to meet to become a dildo?

Q. -If a stupid blonde, a smart Gator student, and Santa Claus were playing cards, who would win?


A. -The stupid blonde, the other two don't exist.

The Professor 10-30-2008 03:08 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 43252)
Cool, I have Gurkha 5'ers for you.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! :dance:

icehog3 10-30-2008 03:09 PM

Re: UGA vs. Florida -- Callin' out Icehog3
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito (Post 43255)
Q. -If a stupid blonde, a smart Gator student, and Santa Claus were playing cards, who would win?


A. -The stupid blonde, the other two don't exist.

This ain't the jokes thread, this is a betting thread.

Florida won National Championships in '96 and '06. Georgia's last one was 1980, so apparently they find the goal posts more often than UGA.


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