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Darrell 05-18-2010 07:26 PM
I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
I wish this were an actual joke, with a punch line.

However, yesterday I am leaving the foyer at school and I hear a hissing sound.

I turn to see a young man in a wheel chair, doing a wheelie in his wheel chair while hissing and flickering his tongue like 1 million miles per hour and spitting at this girl doing homework.

I had to do a double take and sadly when I looked again, it was still happening.

replicant_argent 05-18-2010 07:28 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
You should have asked him why he felt the need to be an asshat and embarrass that girl.

markem 05-18-2010 07:29 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
and you didn't do anything, right?

Smokin Gator 05-18-2010 07:30 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 862813)
You should have asked him why he felt the need to be an asshat and embarrass that girl.
Or just be totally non PC and whip his arse!!

Darrell 05-18-2010 07:30 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 862813)
You should have asked him why he felt the need to be an asshat and embarrass that girl.
She seemed to be enjoying it. She was laughing, so I am guessing they were friends?

Smokin Gator 05-18-2010 07:32 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 862816)
She seemed to be enjoying it. She was laughing, so I am guessing they were friends?
Well... after thinking about this for a few more seconds... If he could flick his tongue like a million times a minute I bet she hopes they are friends!!

captain53 05-18-2010 08:20 PM
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Mugen910 05-18-2010 08:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by markem (Post 862814)
and you didn't do anything, right?
My first thought also. :confused:
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kydsid 05-18-2010 08:32 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokin Gator (Post 862820)
Well... after thinking about this for a few more seconds... If he could flick his tongue like a million times a minute I bet she hopes they are friends!!
:r :r

Darrell 05-18-2010 08:37 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
What exactly did you guys want me to do to the young man in a wheel chair?

Should I have pummeled him? What would your guys have done?

If the girl was reacting negatively toward him I would have told him to chill out, they both seemed to be having fun with it so I shook my head and moved on.

The Poet 05-19-2010 04:14 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
And I thought I didn't understand kids these days because I'm an old fart. But if kids can't even understand themselves, I feel much better.

G G 05-19-2010 04:44 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 862878)
What exactly did you guys want me to do to the young man in a wheel chair?

Should I have pummeled him?
Yes.




Not really J/k:r

T.G 05-19-2010 04:52 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
"Timmy!"

Steve 05-19-2010 05:22 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 863612)
And I thought I didn't understand kids these days because I'm an old fart. But if kids can't even understand themselves, I feel much better.
x2!

awsmith4 05-19-2010 05:24 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
Online Classes?

captain53 05-19-2010 06:01 PM
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wolfandwhisky 05-19-2010 06:46 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
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Originally Posted by T.G (Post 863641)
"Timmy!"
Well played sir!

Skywalker 05-20-2010 08:24 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
College is just high school with ashtrays!!!;)

G G 05-20-2010 08:57 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
This world in the words of Steven King has "moved on".

cort 05-20-2010 09:24 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 863641)
"Timmy!"
:r:r:r:r:r

MajorCaptSilly 05-20-2010 09:28 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
I would like to add a post to this thread.

MCS

Mugen910 05-20-2010 09:28 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 864827)
I would like to add a post to this thread.

MCS
done!

BC-Axeman 05-20-2010 11:18 PM
Re: I need to get out of college ASAP!
 
Sounds totally normal to me (given the venue). Could alcohol have been involved?


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