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CigarNut 01-21-2021 12:10 PM

Rooster Jigsaw Puzzle
 
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be, when it’s finished?”

The little silver-haired lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where the puzzle is spread out all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he says with a deep sigh, “Let’s put all the corn flakes back in the box.”

icehog3 01-21-2021 12:50 PM

Re: Rooster Jigsaw Puzzle
 
Now that's funny! :lr

Steve 01-21-2021 12:58 PM

Re: Rooster Jigsaw Puzzle
 
:r:r

markem 01-21-2021 01:07 PM

Re: Rooster Jigsaw Puzzle
 
:lr :wo

Brlesq 01-21-2021 01:32 PM

Re: Rooster Jigsaw Puzzle
 
:r:r

AKramer1983 04-14-2022 06:27 AM

Re: Rooster Jigsaw Puzzle
 
Ahahahahahaha, this is very funny... Probably the flakes were so similar that she thought they were puzzles. But is it possible that all the puzzles will be the same color?

icehog3 04-14-2022 08:46 AM

Re: Rooster Jigsaw Puzzle
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AKramer1983 (Post 2232922)
Ahahahahahaha, this is very funny... Probably the flakes were so similar that she thought they were puzzles. But is it possible that all the puzzles will be the same color?

https://i.imgur.com/RUVwUeR.gif

markem 04-14-2022 09:20 AM

Re: Rooster Jigsaw Puzzle
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AKramer1983 (Post 2232922)
Ahahahahahaha, this is very funny... Probably the flakes were so similar that she thought they were puzzles. But is it possible that all the puzzles will be the same color?

Sorry that we didn't catch this guy earlier. He just started showing up as a spammer on other sites today.


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