Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and improves what is given to her.
So, if you give her any little crap,
be prepared to receive a ton of $h!t.

Originally Posted by tzaddi (Post 240344) Mods, please move this to the appropriate forum as that's no joke. :r

Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 240253) She multiplies and improves what is given to her.

Originally Posted by feznuk (Post 240379) Good one! Yes, and when I give my wife money she gives me...oh wait:hm...there seems to be an exception to the rule.:)