Looking for free fat black pens from funeral homes
 

I've got an inexplicable interest in the funerary/mortuary-related side of life; think it comes from being a writer and reflecting so much on the big questions.

The other part is, things just look great in black.

Anyway, could somebody in the know maybe help me out? I do a lot of writing, and I need a few solid thick pens to keep on hand. I'll be more than happy to foot the postage if you could.

Thanks for any considerations - Kegan

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I can't help you out, but I give this thread an award for Epic Thread Title...

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:tpd::ss

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So let me see if I have this request correct.

You want "fat" pens that write in black ink....................................with a funeral home logo on it?


If you just want fat pens that write in black.........I can definitely help you out.


:)

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Who knew FFF had pens? :r

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I thought we were only allowed crayons here in the asylum??

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Haha. Kegan, you definitely know how to rile the inmates.

I wish I could help, but I'm not in that sort of business...lol.

Good Luck!

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No more crayons..too many people were eating the entire boxes

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images...lue-crayon.jpg

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:r

Some of us got the crayons stuck up our noses too.

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Did you try around town Kegan? I'm sure the funeral directors might be willing to give you a pen......it's like free advertising for them.....this is weird. Did you just think of this out of the blue or do you actually own one already?:D

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ROTFLMAO X2 great picture!

:r :r :r :r

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And other places :D Seriously, a couple of members of my Legion post are funeral directors and I will ask them if they have the pens that you desire but I think that they use those hotel lobby pens with the chain on the end.

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Homer did it

http://listverse.com/wp-content/uplo.../11/crayon.jpg

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Shocker :D

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Gentleman lol I thank you. I liked the one I managed to get at my stepfather's funeral (whole bunch of moral issues there, but mom seemed to find it funny?) but it's going dead I'm afraid. I dunno, the death thing just interested me; I wanted to one day buy a casket early, and use it for a bookcase before I needed it - considered it an investment, really - stop staring like that :ss!

As for crayons, I dare someone here to judge me for eating something as delicious as mango-orange delight when I was three...exactly.

Thanks again for anyone who helps, and props to emjay for the title recognition :tu

Kegan the Curious Cadaver who Casually Collects Curious Concerning Cemeteries et Cetera.

Re: Looking for free fat black pens from funeral h
 

What in the ......???

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Actually, know someone who has done that and uses it as a coffee table. Its not as akward or odd as you may think, lots more people have done such a thing. No point in having to have someone buy a coffin for $1000+ for you and get no use out of besides burying it in dirt never to be seen again. :tu

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Nice use of alliteration. If only I could get my students to figure out the concept.
That's both cool and kinda wierd at the same time.

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The nurses will be along shortly to show you to your room. :D

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:tpd:




.... Can't beleive I actually just said that :r