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CBI_2

01-04-2010 08:34 PM

Redneck 911

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls 911.

He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

cort	01-04-2010 08:35 PM

Re: Redneck 911

:r:r:r

MedicCook

01-04-2010 11:00 PM

Re: Redneck 911

:tu

G G	01-04-2010 11:37 PM

Re: Redneck 911

woohoo.

Skywalker

01-06-2010 02:37 PM

Re: Redneck 911

kydsid

01-06-2010 04:19 PM

Re: Redneck 911

I call BS. No self respecting redneck wastes ammo on an animal already down. That is what your knife is for. :D

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