Some people???
 

Phone rings....

Darrell: West Coast....

Caller: Do you have cigars?

Darrell: Yes Sir, we do!

Caller: Do you have boxes of Peach Optimos?

Darrell: No, I'm sorry we don't carry Peach Optimos.

Caller: Swishers?

Darrell: Sorry, no Swishers either.

Caller: Well what kind of cigars do you have then?

Darrell: Just premium stuff, no Optimos, Blunts, Swishers.

Caller: Well YOUR SHOP IS GAY!!!!!!!!!

Phone goes quiet.

What's wrong with people? :r :r :r

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Holy **** thats funny D.
What about Garcia Y Vega?

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:jdNo Swishers!
Don't ya just love friendly folks Darrell.:r

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Maybe the caller knew it was you he was talking to???

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Yeah, definitely. I'm completely gay.

Come here and give me a big kiss. :td

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WTF Darrell? You don't carry Swishers or Phillie Blunts? I am never supporting your store :mad:

:r:r:r

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:r:r....Funny Darrell....sounds like my teenagers everytime they disagree with me (which is quite often)..."That's gay!"

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I knew it!

Not that there is anything wrong with that..:r

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What kind of shop DO you have Darrell? :D

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:r :r

Kids today. You buy 'em books and all they do is tear out the pages. :D

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My thoughts exactly Bao. Hey, if he chooses to out himself here, I say kudos to him!

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Yeah, you in all of your infinite wisdom figured me out.

[/sarcasm]

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As long as he's happy and proud...:tu

you cannot have [/sarcasm] without starting it with [sarcasm]...syntax Darrell...syntax!

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Maybe it's your sparkling personality and keen sense of wit that makes the callers there regard you so highly? I dunno:confused:

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:tpd:

As a computer programmer, you are going to have some problems with your sarcasm working ;)

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Hey! If you are gonna quote me, do it correctly... I said,

"Well your shop is PERFECTLY PEACHY gay!"

:D

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I'm just following your example. :D

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Finished last in your class huh?:r

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Haha. Thanks for the laugh. :D

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Ya know, Darrell, could it be that the caller felt insulted when you said that you only carried "Premium Stuff", and not the crap he likes? :hm