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Steve

07-01-2010 07:34 AM

'puters...

What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness

longknocker

07-01-2010 08:14 AM

Re: 'puters...

:r:tu

Mr.Erskine

07-01-2010 03:05 PM

Re: 'puters...

...wish I could have my click back.

markem

07-01-2010 03:11 PM

Re: 'puters...

remember that most computer problems can be traced to a loose nut behind the keyboard.

JaKaacH

07-01-2010 03:17 PM

Re: 'puters...

Error Code: id10t

Steve

07-01-2010 03:19 PM

Re: 'puters...

kelmac07

07-01-2010 03:19 PM

Re: 'puters...

Badda bing!!

bvilchez

07-01-2010 03:20 PM

Re: 'puters...

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 904820)

Badda bing!!

Badda boom!!!

J0eybb

07-01-2010 04:27 PM

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Skywalker

07-02-2010 01:11 AM

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Good thing we don't use floppies anymore!!!!:D

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