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GolfNut

08-18-2010 09:33 AM

Why did the......

Why did the Melons get married in church?

Because they "Cantaloupe" :r

:hm

kelmac07

08-18-2010 09:48 AM

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:r :r :r

BTcigars

08-18-2010 04:21 PM

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The simple pleasures in life :D

timo	08-18-2010 04:32 PM

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Why did I open this thread?:D:D

mariogolbee

08-18-2010 04:37 PM

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:r:banger

Steve

08-18-2010 04:46 PM

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:r:r

Starscream

08-18-2010 05:33 PM

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That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
:r

longknocker

08-18-2010 05:35 PM

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:D:tu

Chingas

08-18-2010 05:50 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 958516)

That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
:r

:tu

GolfNut

08-18-2010 06:09 PM

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Come on now, surely someone must be able to add other stupid "why did" jokes to this thread (please don't call me Shirley).

Skywalker

08-19-2010 01:37 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 957800)

Why did the Melons get married in church?

Because they "Cantaloupe" :r

:hm

Oh! I see what you did there!!!:rolleyes::r

timo	08-19-2010 05:10 AM

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What did the monkey say when his tail got cut off?

Won't be long now!

KenyanSandBoa

08-19-2010 12:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 958516)

That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
:r

:tpd:...I always liked this one:

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

:D

QUAZY50

08-19-2010 12:28 PM

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, ATE (8), 9!

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