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Ogre 01-12-2012 05:36 PM
Why A Harley Is Better Then A Women
 
The top 10 reasons a Harley is better then a women!!!


Number 10: She's always ready to be mounted
Number 9: When she's fat, it's a good thing
Number 8: She's never jealous (But you are!)
Number 7: Saddle bags look good on her
Number 6: If something's wrong, you can actually figure out what it is
Number 5: loud pipes
Number 4: If you choke her, the cops don't come
Number 3: A threesome? OKay.
Number 2: The harder you ride her, the hotter she gets

And the number reason a Harley is better than a woman . . .

She has an off switch!!!

Taki 01-12-2012 06:28 PM
Re: Why A Harley Is Better Then A Women
 
hahahaha :r:r:r:r Love it brother! :tu

Ogre 01-12-2012 06:52 PM
Re: Why A Harley Is Better Then A Women
 
There is one more to add.

When she gives you an attitude, you can lock her in the garage!!!

CigarNut 01-12-2012 07:10 PM
Re: Why A Harley Is Better Then A Women
 
Are you sleeping on the couch these days?

:r

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1528603)
The top 10 reasons a Harley is better then a women!!!


Number 10: She's always ready to be mounted
Number 9: When she's fat, it's a good thing
Number 8: She's never jealous (But you are!)
Number 7: Saddle bags look good on her
Number 6: If something's wrong, you can actually figure out what it is
Number 5: loud pipes
Number 4: If you choke her, the cops don't come
Number 3: A threesome? OKay.
Number 2: The harder you ride her, the hotter she gets

And the number reason a Harley is better than a woman . . .

She has an off switch!!!

Ogre 01-12-2012 07:37 PM
Re: Why A Harley Is Better Then A Women
 
Nope, no couch. Leigh has a good sense of humor, she engaged to me after all!!!!

kelmac07 01-12-2012 07:40 PM
Re: Why A Harley Is Better Then A Women
 
:r :r :r

LigaPrivadaT84 01-12-2012 07:57 PM
Re: Why A Harley Is Better Then A Women
 
:lr

chaase321 01-13-2012 06:53 AM
Re: Why A Harley Is Better Then A Women
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1528726)
Nope, no couch. Leigh has a good sense of humor, she engaged to me after all!!!!
so you must not have a harley then! :r:r

Blak Smyth 01-13-2012 07:37 AM
Re: Why A Harley Is Better Then A Women
 
When you ride a Harley it doesn't complain "your doing it wrong"?!?

Stephen 01-13-2012 08:46 AM
Re: Why A Harley Is Better Then A Women
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1528603)
The top 10 reasons a Harley is better then a women!!!


Number 10: She's always ready to be mounted
Number 4: If you choke her, the cops don't come
Number 2: The harder you ride her, the hotter she gets
You're not doing it right, man. :xxx:sh

longknocker 01-13-2012 08:58 AM
Re: Why A Harley Is Better Then A Women
 
:tu:D


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