Confession
 

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Miller High Life on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies, "Get out, you damn idiot. You're on my side".

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Good one.

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:r :r :r

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That would not surprise me at all.

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:r :r

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LOL!!

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:gary

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LOL, Oh man that response sells the joke for me :r :r

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Very nice!!

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That was hilarious! :r

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hahahaha that was great !