You may be a midwesterner if....
 

.....you like apples.
..... your car is has either a manual or automatic transmission.
..... you occasionally have dinner at a restaurant.
...... you understand the concept of gravity.
...... you are obsessed with Vegemite.


MCS

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I had to google what Vegemite was.....

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Do I have to answer yes to all of them to qualify? I'm still iffy on the whole gravity thing.

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Do you come from a land down under?

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Must be midwestern Australia because we all know midwestern USA would be Underwood's deviled ham instead of vegemite.

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I am not an animal.

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That's NOT what she said!

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http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...michshucks.png

Aw, shucks.....

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Doubtful. I sense a disturbance in the metaphysical abraction of psuedo-religion.
I'm being repressed.

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Carrie Underwood has her own line of deviled ham? Talk about branching out. I think she's tapped a market even Gene Simmons hasn't.

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I understand the concept of gravy. :dr

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It's not psuedo-religion. It's psuedo-philosophy.


MCS

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Oh, and abraction should be sklee-speak for abstraction.

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Who's this Carrie Underwood guy?