Sometimes real life is much more funny...
 

Headline: Amish buggy sought in Pennsylvania hit-and-run

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/amish-bu...a-hit-and-run/

Second joke:

Clip clop clip clop bang bang clip clop clip clop.

What is that?

An Amish drive by shooting.

Re: Sometimes real life is much more funny...
 

:r what was the A.P.B.? Be on the lookout for a while male, beard, dark clothing? Really helpful.

Re: Sometimes real life is much more funny...
 

Amish rape investigation is when they take semen samples from inside all the goats.