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shark 02-28-2017 05:40 PM

Married four times?
 
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting", the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus "ringmaster" when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!"

icehog3 02-28-2017 05:47 PM

Re: Married four times?
 
Oy vey. :r

dijit 02-28-2017 05:59 PM

Re: Married four times?
 
This woman is my hero

heyferg 02-28-2017 06:22 PM

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:cl

markem 02-28-2017 06:35 PM

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:r

CigarNut 02-28-2017 06:41 PM

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:r :r

G G 02-28-2017 07:38 PM

Re: Married four times?
 
good un!!!

RUNYYFan 02-28-2017 08:00 PM

Re: Married four times?
 
:r:r:r:r:r

RevSmoke 02-28-2017 08:58 PM

Re: Married four times?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2117857)
Oy vey. :r

:tpd:

Weelok 03-01-2017 03:59 AM

Re: Married four times?
 
Funny and clever

Steve 03-01-2017 08:23 AM

Re: Married four times?
 
I approve! :cl

Dave128 03-02-2017 11:28 AM

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Nice!


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