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Tio Gato 11-25-2018 08:39 AM

The Irish Pub
 
A guy is walking down the street and finds an Irish bar unknown to him. Outside a blackboard displays the daily specials.

Cheese Sandwich $1.50
Ham and Cheese Sandwich $2.50
Handjob $10.00

He quickly checks his funds and enters the pub. There he sees the most beautiful redhead tending bar. She asks "Can I help you?"
He replys "Are you you the one that gives the handjobs?"
She purrs "Yes I am sweetheart."
He says "Great, now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich"

dijit 11-25-2018 11:35 AM

Re: The Irish Pub
 
:r:r:r

CigarNut 11-25-2018 01:20 PM

Re: The Irish Pub
 
:r :r

Porch Dweller 11-25-2018 02:10 PM

Re: The Irish Pub
 
:D

Fig_Nasty 11-25-2018 02:16 PM

Re: The Irish Pub
 
:hy

Weelok 11-25-2018 02:51 PM

Re: The Irish Pub
 
Hahahahaha

The Poet 11-25-2018 02:58 PM

Re: The Irish Pub
 
Guess the guy prefers his sammich without Miracle Whip.

The camaro show 11-25-2018 08:36 PM

Re: The Irish Pub
 
haha hold the mayo


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