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Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-28-2021, 09:36 AM
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Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Killer Spy (1965) Jean Marais, Nadja Tiller
https://i.imgur.com/sPuKClw.jpg
French

Company Man (2000) Douglas McGrath, Sigourney Weaver
https://i.imgur.com/X4cQrDx.jpg

Miracles (1986) Tom...
Forum: Jokes 04-27-2021, 11:08 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 4,736
Posted By retired
do do bird

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-27-2021, 11:05 AM
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Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Chico & Rita (2010) Eman Xor Oña, Limara Meneses
https://i.imgur.com/P9GSX4k.jpg
Animation

The Easy Way (2008) Jean-Paul Rouve, Alice Taglioni
https://i.imgur.com/jxyWkqx.jpg
French

The Odd...
Forum: Jokes 04-26-2021, 09:14 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 4,616
Posted By retired
choices

A man to a psychiatrist: “How do you select who should be admitted to your facility?”

The psychiatrist replies: “We fill a bathtub with water and give the person a spoon, a cup and a bucket. Then...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-26-2021, 09:12 AM
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Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

The Glass Bottom Boat (1966) Doris Day, Rod Taylor
https://i.imgur.com/MKC0ey9.jpg

Dirty Weekend (1973) Marcello Mastroianni, Oliver Reed
https://i.imgur.com/OuLxdQz.jpg
Italian

Only When I...
Forum: Jokes 04-25-2021, 09:32 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 4,637
Posted By retired
ugly man

A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-25-2021, 09:30 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

England Made Me (1973) Peter Finch, Michael York, Hildegard Neil
https://i.imgur.com/CQr6wj6.jpg

A Witch's Way of Love (1997) Vanessa Paradis, Gil Bellows, Jean Reno...
Forum: Jokes 04-24-2021, 06:55 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 4,821
Posted By retired
Family Tree

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-24-2021, 06:53 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Backfire (1964) Jean-Paul Belmondo, Jean Seberg
https://i.imgur.com/MkJRBKq.jpg
French

The Immortal Story (1968) Jeanne Moreau, Orson Welles
https://i.imgur.com/774divY.jpg

The Last Remake...
Forum: Jokes 04-23-2021, 10:35 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 5,163
Posted By retired
Re: For my retired B/SOTL (one day I'll join you...)

with your outlook on life as a retiree..you gonna love it.
"getting lucky"...I can relate to that one, lol
Forum: Jokes 04-23-2021, 10:32 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 4,852
Posted By retired
Ice Cream

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor suggested that they should start writing things...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-23-2021, 10:31 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Maroc 7 (1967) Gene Barry, Elsa Martinelli
https://i.imgur.com/JrgjSXJ.jpg

Where Is Parsifal (1984) Tony Curtis, Berta Domínguez D.
https://i.imgur.com/IDyqPaf.jpg

Voyage of the Damned...
Forum: Jokes 04-22-2021, 11:59 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 5,019
Posted By retired
Zuckerism

https://i.imgur.com/TnpjEzG.jpg
Forum: Jokes 04-22-2021, 11:58 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 5,166
Posted By retired
Re: Grandma

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is still a Christmas favorite
Our mantle Santa sings it when you rub his belly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw
Forum: Jokes 04-22-2021, 11:53 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 4,671
Posted By retired
Re: Bad Loser

So true :tu
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-22-2021, 11:52 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

The Bounty Man (1972) Clint Walker, Richard Basehart, Margot Kidder
https://i.imgur.com/CAIFf8P.jpg

The Tenderfoot (1964) Brian Keith, Brandon De Wilde
https://i.imgur.com/pL4urwW.jpg

Who Was...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-22-2021, 11:50 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

you da one to keep order here and a great job done!
Thank You!
Forum: Jokes 04-21-2021, 08:11 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 5,166
Posted By retired
Grandma

A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife:
“You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-21-2021, 08:09 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Les rois du sport (1937) Raimu, Fernandel, Jules Berry
https://i.imgur.com/WwxgloA.jpg
French

Mr. Music (1950) Bing Crosby, Nancy Olson, Charles Coburn
https://i.imgur.com/Ptar8E1.jpg

Murmur...
Forum: Jokes 04-20-2021, 08:24 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 4,845
Posted By retired
Smart Teen

A proud and confident genius makes a bet with a teen.
The genius says, "Hey kid, every question I ask you that you don't know the answer, you have to give me $5.
And if you ask me a question and I...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-20-2021, 08:20 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Der letzte Mann (1955) Hans Albers, Romy Schneider German
https://i.imgur.com/ySNqLIM.jpg
aka The Last Man

A Rose for Everyone (1967) Claudia Cardinale
https://i.imgur.com/Qu8ozXE.jpg
...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-19-2021, 11:44 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

London Belongs to Me (1948) Richard Attenborough, Alastair Sim
https://i.imgur.com/twaZGXS.jpg
aka Dulcimer Street

China Seas (1935) Clark Gable, Jean Harlow
https://i.imgur.com/Ul52ALk.jpg
Forum: General Discussion 04-19-2021, 11:39 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,833
Posted By retired
Re: Castro steps down

I believe you would make a difference.
I met so many very nice people in Cuba and wish them the best.
Forum: Jokes 04-19-2021, 11:34 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 4,671
Posted By retired
bigger is better sometimes

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and waits to see what they do with the money.
The first does a...
Forum: Jokes 04-18-2021, 08:50 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 4,689
Posted By retired
can't win

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's place
When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how...
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