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Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-18-2021, 08:48 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Jackson Bolt (2018) Fred Williamson, Robert D. Parham
https://i.imgur.com/MSNSj0E.jpg

Dog Eat Dog (2008) Marlon Moreno, Óscar Borda
https://i.imgur.com/s8oyxjy.jpg
Spanish
Forum: Jokes 04-17-2021, 01:36 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 4,795
Posted By retired
Circus

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up.
One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.
The circus owner tells...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-17-2021, 01:34 PM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Better Criminal (2016) Jordan Belfi, Tom Sizemore
https://i.imgur.com/CDBnE8v.jpg

Top Coat Cash (2017) David Tittone, Jason Turner
https://i.imgur.com/5mGb3ws.jpg
Forum: Jokes 04-16-2021, 11:35 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 6,041
Posted By retired
Re: %*@! airlines

I am a dad and grandad, Todd.
As for the cockpit...the pit part was too small, therefore the **** part was....well?
Forum: Wine, Beer, and Spirits 04-16-2021, 11:29 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 324,145
Posted By retired
Re: Your vodka of choice?

Totally agree, Thomas.
Somebody went thru a lot of effort to make a great tasting whiskey and "some" people screw it all up by putting coke or pepsi in it. Those soft drinks will kill ya!
Forum: Jokes 04-16-2021, 11:15 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 4,941
Posted By retired
women drivers

This morning on the freeway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new VW Golf doing 90mph with her face up next to her rear-view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-16-2021, 11:13 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Buddy Buddy (1981) Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau
https://i.imgur.com/3nZ5mFu.jpg

City of Lies (2018) Johnny Depp, Forest Whitaker
https://i.imgur.com/hPVmR1g.jpg
Forum: Jokes 04-15-2021, 10:20 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 6,041
Posted By retired
%*@! airlines

The zipper on my jeans came off just before I was about to get on the plane to go on vacation and the airline wouldn't board me.
They said I was on the no fly list.
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-15-2021, 10:17 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Yellow Submarine (1968) The Beatles
https://i.imgur.com/8KGnlUR.jpg
animated movie

Serena (2014) Bradley Cooper, Jennifer Lawrence
https://i.imgur.com/oHV8G58.jpg
Forum: Jokes 04-14-2021, 09:55 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 4,436
Posted By retired
Why?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe it, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint, you will have to touch it to be sure?

If Fed...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-14-2021, 09:50 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

White Dog (1982) Kristy McNichol, Christa Lang
https://i.imgur.com/wuHdHXD.jpg

Zenobia (1939) Oliver Hardy, Harry Langdon
https://i.imgur.com/aDqkO8Y.jpg
Forum: Jokes 04-13-2021, 09:50 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 4,511
Posted By retired
spelling checker

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue,
Mistakes I cannot sea;
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure your please to no;
Its letter perfect in it's weigh,...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-13-2021, 09:46 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Pirate Radio (2009) Rhys Ifans, Bill Nighy
https://i.imgur.com/MCk51t2.jpg

Minnesota Clay (1964) Cameron Mitchell, Georges Rivière
https://i.imgur.com/Tem1E4J.jpg
Forum: General Discussion 04-12-2021, 10:41 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 13,270
Posted By retired
Re: Genetic Testing and Race

The plot thickens
Forum: Jokes 04-12-2021, 10:39 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 4,112
Posted By retired
Forum: Jokes 04-12-2021, 10:32 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 4,966
Posted By retired
Still Wet

https://i.imgur.com/owUl2LH.jpg
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-12-2021, 10:30 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

The Butter and Egg Man (1928) Jack Mulhall, Greta Nissen
https://i.imgur.com/dT5nEIc.jpg

Promise (2021) Don Murray, Trista Robinson
https://i.imgur.com/SHhXRw0.jpg
Forum: General Discussion 04-11-2021, 10:51 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 13,270
Posted By retired
Re: Genetic Testing and Race

proving lineage would be impossible for some people. my family tree ends at my father as all records were destroyed in WW II
Forum: Jokes 04-11-2021, 10:29 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 3,249
Posted By retired
all in the family

When my great granddad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn.
He then gave it to my granddad, who then gave it to my dad, and one day, it will be mine.



It's our...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-11-2021, 10:28 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Anna Karenina (1948) Vivien Leigh, Ralph Richardson
https://i.imgur.com/xTdFgt7.jpg

Bombay Velvet (2015) Ranbir Kapoor, Anushka Sharma
https://i.imgur.com/oPnBDPj.jpg
Hindi
Forum: Accessory Discussion / Reviews 04-10-2021, 10:33 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 13,635
Posted By retired
Re: Removing Smell

Baking soda is an excellent smell remover and car battery post cleaner or copper wires.
reason I went with vinegar is that the "box" looks like a shoe shine product I have used and has its own...
Forum: Jokes 04-10-2021, 10:17 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,718
Posted By retired
Golf

A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar.
He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of fun in the sun.
He arrives and plays a round of golf. It...
Forum: All Cigar Discussion 04-10-2021, 10:16 AM
Replies: 678
Views: 826,275
Posted By retired
Re: Cigars in Cinema Submissions thread

Requiem for a Gringo (1968) Lang Jeffries, Femi Benussi
https://i.imgur.com/vb9nPfk.jpg
Spanish

One, Two, Three (1961) James Cagney, Horst Buchholz
https://i.imgur.com/7M7P6LE.jpg
Forum: Jokes 04-09-2021, 11:34 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 3,137
Posted By retired
Forum: Jokes 04-09-2021, 11:21 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,193
Posted By retired
Size matters

A married couple who are circus performers wish to adopt a child.
When they go to the adoption agency the agency questions the living conditions for a child in a traveling circus.
The couple takes...
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