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					Originally Posted by  LasciviousXXX
					 
				 
				If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same day. 
			
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 When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a  tea cosy. Years later, I realized it was not a spider - it was my Uncle  Harold.