|  01-08-2009, 08:53 PM | #29 | 
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				 Re: bailout the **** industry?? 
 
			
			
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					Originally Posted by SonsofClubDeck  GGW, really?  They make a killing off doing events at random bars don't they?  Perhaps DVD sales are down, but there are always "hot, naked, college girls" at all these bars, and the last time I checked they were free...unlike the girls I...nevermind.  Filming girls while they flash your camera is free, you don't even have to use a good camera (do they even make noodie movies in HD yet?), and it costs very little to press DVD's.  How could that possibly have gone wrong? 
I have the answer.  Commercials.  Lets be honest.  I'll use an equation (I suck at math but this seems simple).  Length of commercial X wild girls - tiny little censors - awkward steel drum music for things that are not at all tropical or Caribbean = enough to not even need to purchase the DVD by the time it is over.  Add the 5 times that commercial shows during a 30 minute show on Comedy Central....you catch my drift.  I think I have found my calling.  You're welcome.   |  
heh.....what?
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