April 1st
Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they've just finished a long March!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with April 1?
A: April Ghoul's Day!
Q: What's the best day for monkey business?
A: The first of Ape-ril!
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...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied,
Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide
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