02-18-2009, 05:08 PM
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Dear Lord, Thank You.
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Scott
Posts: 13,721
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Re: Smart A$$ Answers
Quote:
Originally Posted by MedicCook
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy
with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old,
fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband
replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.
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That one made me laugh. 
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