03-13-2009, 09:19 PM
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Cashmere Jungle Lord
Join Date: Oct 2008
First Name: Boffa
Location: The town so nice they named it twice
Posts: 5,035
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Re: BEST PICK-UP LINES....ever
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Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner
- Your Dad must be a farmer..cause you have some great melons!
-Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
-I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
-If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
-Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
- Oh, you're a bird watcher. [Pull out your dong] Well, would you take this for a swallow?
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That's sweet! I'm still laughing my ass off! 
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