Redneck Love Joke
How can you tell that a Redneck woman likes you?
She'll kiss you, with your mouth full of Skoal!
How can you tell that a Redneck woman loves you?
She'll trade Skoal with you!
How can you tell when the courtship is over?
She doesn't give yours back!
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"What is more important? Time for a great Cigar or Time with a great Woman? I'll take one of each, just to be safe!" M. Summerskill
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