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				 Be Wary, Red Sox Faithful! 
 
			
			Did you see "Fringe" last night?  It seems our world is under attack by inter-dimensional shape-shifting soldiers from a parallel universe, and they are apparently trying to steal the frozen head of Ted Williams.
 Maybe that explains the recent attack on it with a monkey wrench, and that whole tuna can thing is just a cover-up.
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