Originally Posted by The Poet

I get the same crap here, Darrell:

What, you don't have jugs of Gallo? You don't have Boone's Farm Melon Ball? You don't have 30-packs of Old Milwaukee? You don't carry Popov? All you got is this farkin' overpriced 8 bucks a bottle dreck? What kind of likker store you runnin' here anyway?