I need to get out of college ASAP!
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			I wish this were an actual joke, with a punch line. 
 
However, yesterday I am leaving the foyer at school and I hear a hissing sound. 
 
I turn to see a young man in a wheel chair, doing a wheelie in his wheel chair while hissing and flickering his tongue like 1 million miles per hour and spitting at this girl doing homework. 
 
I had to do a double take and sadly when I looked again, it was still happening.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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