'puters...
What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness
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