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Old 10-31-2012, 10:06 PM   #1
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Then you should check out this video by Team Unicorn.

Caveat, there are kids wielding guns in this video.

Happy holidays!
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Old 11-01-2012, 12:23 AM   #2
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I like killing zombies. And girls. On holidays. With guns. Am I in?
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Old 11-01-2012, 12:25 AM   #3
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Old 11-01-2012, 12:34 AM   #4
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Old 11-01-2012, 06:26 AM   #5
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A cookie.
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Old 11-01-2012, 07:30 AM   #6
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Look out Peter is giving away his cookie again
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Old 11-01-2012, 08:31 AM   #7
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That was pretty good.
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Old 11-01-2012, 07:21 PM   #9
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How about I send you a Mummy?
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Old 11-01-2012, 10:41 PM   #10
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Thank you, Bear, just got two of them today from another BOTL. I am starting to think maybe the cookie was the way to go....
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Thank you, Bear, just got two of them today from another BOTL. I am starting to think maybe the cookie was the way to go....
PM me your addy. I'll send you that cookie.
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PM me your addy. I'll send you that cookie.
Promise?
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Old 11-02-2012, 09:50 AM   #16
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I'm unsure of the cookie joke's origin, but I like cookies, I think. Team Unicorn is very cookie worthy, if cookies are a good thing.

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Tom, you're gonna need to rent a backhoe to get rid of all the bodies when you're done with this holiday.
The kids and girls, anyways. I don't think you need to bury the zombies. The city should be on the hook for that.
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Tom, you're gonna need to rent a backhoe to get rid of all the bodies when you're done with this holiday.
The kids and girls, anyways. I don't think you need to bury the zombies. The city should be on the hook for that.
Wouldn't they need to be burned anyway? Isn't it possible that a bunch of zombies in the ground could contaminate the groundwater and soil somehow?
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either burn the bodies or boil your water. in the case of a zombie out break i'm going straight to cabella's! Unlimited guns ammo and beef jerky!
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