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			Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, "Okay, I'm ready to hear the evidence...I'll hear the oldest first." The case was dismissed for lack of testimony. 
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	...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide  | 
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			 Heads up get down 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			Join Date: Oct 2010 
    First Name: Clayton
				Location: NW Alabama by the river 
				
				
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			You just mad because you lost re-erection! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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	No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.  | 
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			 ****CENSORED**** 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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			Thats what happens when you vote for the other guy!!!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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