Profound thoughts from dogs

Steve · 08-16-2016, 10:09 AM

~ My human runs slow because he uses only half of his legs.

~ If I eat that cat's poop, tomorrow it'll be my poop.

~ Why do humans harvest our poop?

~ Oh boy oh boy oh boy the pizza crust man is here.

~ If I wasn't around, my human would lose dozens of tennis balls every day.

~ SQUIRRELS ARE JUST TENNIS BALLS THROWN BY GOD.

~ Human has gotten noticeably smaller since we first met. He used to be able to pick me up with one hand!

~ I had to bark at my human for 12 hours before he would come back inside the house, but it worked.

~ GUYS. GUYS. MOM JUST GAVE ME A BATH AND I THOUGHT I WAS DYING BUT I'M NOT DEAD AND NOW LOOK HOW FAST I AM!!

08-16-2016, 10:09 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Profound thoughts from dogs ~ My human runs slow because he uses only half of his legs. ~ If I eat that cat's poop, tomorrow it'll be my poop. ~ Why do humans harvest our poop? ~ Oh boy oh boy oh boy the pizza crust man is here. ~ If I wasn't around, my human would lose dozens of tennis balls every day. ~ SQUIRRELS ARE JUST TENNIS BALLS THROWN BY GOD. ~ Human has gotten noticeably smaller since we first met. He used to be able to pick me up with one hand! ~ I had to bark at my human for 12 hours before he would come back inside the house, but it worked. ~ GUYS. GUYS. MOM JUST GAVE ME A BATH AND I THOUGHT I WAS DYING BUT I'M NOT DEAD AND NOW LOOK HOW FAST I AM!! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

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