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|  09-09-2009, 11:53 AM | #1 | 
| Resident Maduro Whore!!   |  Cocktail Conversation 
			
			A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone.  She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello.  My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose "Carmen. "What's your name?" He answered, "B.J. Titsengolf." 
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|  09-09-2009, 01:00 PM | #5 | 
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|  09-09-2009, 01:04 PM | #6 | 
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			I'll remember that next time someone asks what my name stands for.
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|  09-10-2009, 01:33 PM | #8 | 
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|  09-10-2009, 02:01 PM | #9 | 
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			I used to have a license plate that said YESPLEZ . It was always a great way to respond to women who called out my name in high school.
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