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			On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the under-ground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			"What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?" I joked. "It would go out," he replied very matter-of-factly. "Really?" I asked, surprised to hear that. "Is there a lack of oxygen down there or some safety device that would extinguish it before the fumes ignited?" "No," my co-worker continued. "The force from the explosion would blow out the match." 
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			 F*ck Cancer! 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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	Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.  | 
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			 Il megglior fabbro 
			
			
			
				
			
			
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			True story.  Many years ago a guy I knew was riding his motorcycle around one night.  He thought he may be low on gas, so pulled into a local station.  It was closed, and the lights were out, thus he could not see down into his tank to check his fuel.  He needed light to see, so lit a match and held it over the open cap.  BLAMMM!!  Blew his a$$ backwards off the bike and set the tank and seat ablaze.  Memorable night for him, and all of us.   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			 Don't knock the Ash... 
			
			
			
				
			
 
			
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