Boy at the nude beach

11-24-2010, 02:51 PM

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. He comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mom says "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"

Mom says, "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

Cheers,
G

Knip23 · 11-24-2010, 03:00 PM

Nice,

RevSmoke · 11-24-2010, 03:30 PM

And there is so much truth there that it is absolutely scary.

maninblack · 11-24-2010, 03:32 PM

Thats damn funny. And I agree with Rev.

kelmac07 · 11-24-2010, 03:54 PM

11-24-2010, 04:05 PM

Thanks for the laugh! After today I sure as hell needed it.

thebayratt · 11-25-2010, 10:50 AM

thats a good one!
I like the naturally dumb women myself too!

smelvis · 11-25-2010, 11:19 AM

That was very funny ROTFLMAS

MedicCook · 11-25-2010, 09:58 PM

docdoty · 11-25-2010, 10:03 PM

11-24-2010, 02:51 PM	#1
Martel Guest Posts: n/a	Boy at the nude beach Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. He comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mom says "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!" Mom says, "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!" Cheers, G

11-24-2010, 03:00 PM	#2
Knip23 Keep It Simple Join Date: Dec 2009 First Name: Destrey Location: Ft. Polk/ Leesville Posts: 545 Trading: (10)	Re: Boy at the nude beach Nice, __________________ Leave No Cigar unsmoked!

11-24-2010, 03:30 PM	#3
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,893 Trading: (51)	Re: Boy at the nude beach And there is so much truth there that it is absolutely scary. __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

11-24-2010, 03:32 PM	#4
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: Boy at the nude beach Thats damn funny. And I agree with Rev. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

11-24-2010, 03:54 PM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Boy at the nude beach __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-24-2010, 04:05 PM	#6
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Boy at the nude beach Thanks for the laugh! After today I sure as hell needed it.

11-25-2010, 10:50 AM	#7
thebayratt Still Watching My Ash Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Shawn Location: Mississippi Posts: 1,326 Trading: (11)	Re: Boy at the nude beach thats a good one! I like the naturally dumb women myself too!

11-25-2010, 11:19 AM	#8
smelvis Not part of the Clique Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 512 Trading: (16)	Re: Boy at the nude beach That was very funny ROTFLMAS

11-25-2010, 09:58 PM	#9
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Re: Boy at the nude beach __________________ 27 World Series Championship's "If your wife doesn't like the aroma of your cigar, change your wife.", Zino Davidoff

11-25-2010, 10:03 PM	#10
docdoty Cigars & Guns...what else Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Justin Location: Homer, mi Posts: 429 Trading: (8)	Re: Boy at the nude beach __________________ Enjoy what you smoke, and Smoke what you enjoy

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