Drunk Farmer

MikeyC · 08-17-2012, 01:09 PM

This an oldy but a goody. I'd heard it in the past but was reminded of it when Gilbert Godfried recently used it on The Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne Bar. Here it goes . . .

Roseanne, a farmer's wife, wakes up in the middle of the night one night to find her husband standing over her clearly drunk out of his mind and holding a sheep under his arm. When he notices his wife awake the farmer yells: SEE!!! THIS IS THE PIG I'VE BEEN SCREWING!! To which his wife responds "you idiot! That's a sheep!" SHUT UP! yells the farmer. I was talking to the sheep!!

kelmac07 · 08-17-2012, 01:29 PM

CigarNut · 08-17-2012, 02:23 PM

363 · 08-17-2012, 02:58 PM

Dave128 · 08-17-2012, 03:03 PM

LOL!

Skywalker · 08-17-2012, 09:17 PM

Ogre · 08-17-2012, 11:52 PM

Moose6026 · 08-18-2012, 05:47 AM

Thats funny stuff right there

08-17-2012, 01:09 PM	#1
MikeyC member of the CA MINYAN Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Somewhere out there Posts: 1,782 Trading: (11)	Drunk Farmer This an oldy but a goody. I'd heard it in the past but was reminded of it when Gilbert Godfried recently used it on The Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne Bar. Here it goes . . . Roseanne, a farmer's wife, wakes up in the middle of the night one night to find her husband standing over her clearly drunk out of his mind and holding a sheep under his arm. When he notices his wife awake the farmer yells: SEE!!! THIS IS THE PIG I'VE BEEN SCREWING!! To which his wife responds "you idiot! That's a sheep!" SHUT UP! yells the farmer. I was talking to the sheep!! __________________ I think Pandora's box was actually a humidor!

08-17-2012, 01:29 PM	#2
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08-17-2012, 02:23 PM	#3
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08-17-2012, 03:03 PM	#5
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,924 Trading: (4)	Re: Drunk Farmer LOL! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

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08-18-2012, 05:47 AM	#8
Moose6026 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Dan Location: In a house Posts: 358 Trading: (1)	Re: Drunk Farmer Thats funny stuff right there __________________ Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid. - John Wayne

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