The Widow

massphatness · 07-21-2016, 10:17 AM

My wife is 10 years older than me. She was widowed in her early 50s and met me a couple years later. I was married twice before. One day several years after we married she found me kneeling before a headstone in the churchyard sobbing "Why'd you have to die? Why'd you have to die???" She shouted: "GET OFF OF MY FIRST HUSBAND'S GRAVE!!!!"

icehog3 · 07-21-2016, 10:21 AM

Dave128 · 07-21-2016, 11:28 AM

07-21-2016, 10:17 AM	#1
massphatness Where's my buffaloooo ... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Vin Location: MassHolia Posts: 12,690 Trading: (206)	The Widow My wife is 10 years older than me. She was widowed in her early 50s and met me a couple years later. I was married twice before. One day several years after we married she found me kneeling before a headstone in the churchyard sobbing "Why'd you have to die? Why'd you have to die???" She shouted: "GET OFF OF MY FIRST HUSBAND'S GRAVE!!!!" __________________ *Help Support The Navy SEAL Foundation: HERE*

07-21-2016, 10:21 AM	#2
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 72,276 Trading: (60)	Re: The Widow __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

07-21-2016, 11:28 AM	#3
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,924 Trading: (4)	Re: The Widow __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

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