You look younger already!

shark · 10-06-2016, 05:05 PM

A 60 old woman decided she needed to spice things up with her husband. She remembered when they were first married, in their 20s, she would go braless and he couldn’t keep his hands off of her. So she goes into the bedroom and takes off her bra and puts her blouse back on, then goes to the living room and stands between the TV and her husband.

She asks, “So! What do you think?”
He says, “Oh my goodness. you look 40 years younger!”
She asks, “Do you really think so?”
He says, “Yes. Your tits are sagging so much that it’s pulled all the wrinkles out of your face.”

Porch Dweller · 10-06-2016, 05:44 PM

Brlesq · 10-06-2016, 08:30 PM

jrw · 10-06-2016, 08:52 PM

Quelle drôle. I sent it along to an older female friend. If I don't post again in three days, start dragging the river.

CigarNut · 10-06-2016, 08:54 PM

Dave128 · 10-07-2016, 09:33 AM

LOL

10-06-2016, 05:05 PM	#1
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,691 Trading: (0)	You look younger already! A 60 old woman decided she needed to spice things up with her husband. She remembered when they were first married, in their 20s, she would go braless and he couldn’t keep his hands off of her. So she goes into the bedroom and takes off her bra and puts her blouse back on, then goes to the living room and stands between the TV and her husband. She asks, “So! What do you think?” He says, “Oh my goodness. you look 40 years younger!” She asks, “Do you really think so?” He says, “Yes. Your tits are sagging so much that it’s pulled all the wrinkles out of your face.” __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

10-06-2016, 05:44 PM	#2
Porch Dweller Life is for living Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: James Location: Mississippi Gulf Coast Posts: 8,892 Trading: (24)	Re: You look younger already! __________________ A 1911 in the hand is faster than 911 on the phone

10-06-2016, 08:30 PM	#3
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,033 Trading: (17)	Re: You look younger already! __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

10-06-2016, 08:52 PM	#4
jrw On A 72-Hour Psych Hold Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,002 Trading: (4)	Re: You look younger already! Quelle drôle. I sent it along to an older female friend. If I don't post again in three days, start dragging the river. __________________ A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.--Groucho

10-06-2016, 08:54 PM	#5
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: You look younger already! __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

10-07-2016, 09:33 AM	#6
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,924 Trading: (4)	Re: You look younger already! LOL __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

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