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			The interviewer greets the next applicant for the job of night watchman.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			His first question is: "What are your qualifications for the job of night watchman?" The applicant replies, "The slightest noise wakes me up." 
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	...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide  | 
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