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Old 06-30-2010, 12:27 PM   #1
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I laughed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHIZ2Jl2vuQ
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Old 06-30-2010, 12:31 PM   #2
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Lol. "WHY ARE YOU CLOSED! TELL US THE REASON! WHY, WHY, WHY!"

Edit: It looks like he has a purse too
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Old 06-30-2010, 12:38 PM   #3
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Old 06-30-2010, 01:11 PM   #4
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B/C Cadillac Fairview doesn't want you in
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Old 06-30-2010, 01:16 PM   #5
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Nice meltdown - props to the camera man for not backing down. What a dbag!!
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Old 06-30-2010, 01:37 PM   #6
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I have the same reaction when I am forced to go to the mall and the doors are open.

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Old 06-30-2010, 10:29 PM   #7
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I have the same reaction when I am forced to go to the mall and the doors are open.

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Old 06-30-2010, 01:50 PM   #8
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Old 06-30-2010, 03:47 PM   #9
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Wow... dude's got some issues... he prolly forgot to take his meds or something
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Wow... dude's got some issues... he prolly forgot to take his meds or something
...That or he just DESPERATELY needed that new purse!
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...That or he just DESPERATELY needed that new purse!
I was thinking Iphone 4
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I was thinking Iphone 4
You know... That's probably right on. But the iPhone 4 was released on the 24th and the G20 summit was the 26-27. So, unless he prepaid in full for his, he would have had an even bigger meltdown in the store b/c they've been sold out everywhere since before the doors opened on the 24th.
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...That or he just DESPERATELY needed that new purse!
His shoes didn't match his purse. I think he really wanted to go buy a pair Jimmy Choo pumps.
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Dumba$$!!!!!
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Old 06-30-2010, 04:20 PM   #15
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The kid at the window is GREAT!!!

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