Blind Man Walks into an All-Girl Bar

Powers · 10-09-2010, 09:02 AM

A blind man wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a whiskey.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

...In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you
tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind,
that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 195 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously mister, do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Coach Deg · 10-09-2010, 09:27 AM

That's great!!!!!!

muhren · 10-09-2010, 09:29 AM

Love it.

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kelmac07 · 10-09-2010, 09:58 AM

G G · 10-09-2010, 10:07 AM

Classic.

MedicCook · 10-11-2010, 12:04 AM

alwayslit · 10-09-2010, 10:16 AM

funny chit!!

10-09-2010, 10:18 AM

hotreds · 10-09-2010, 12:49 PM

Starscream · 10-09-2010, 12:51 PM

dunng · 10-09-2010, 08:41 PM

Love that one!

Ogre · 10-10-2010, 08:47 AM

Vary true, funny funny funny!!!!

Skywalker · 10-10-2010, 11:58 PM

That's funny!!!

Of course he's dead, but it's funny!!!

stewshi · 10-11-2010, 12:02 AM

Hahahaha that made my night ....

thebayratt · 10-11-2010, 04:40 PM

wait.......... i don't get it.

just kiddin. I'm blonde......... just not a 6' 195# blackbelt woman.

hotreds · 10-11-2010, 04:41 PM

Wait- what kinda bar was that?

Powers · 10-11-2010, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds

Wait- what kinda bar was that?

Same point

icehog3 · 10-12-2010, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds

Wait- what kinda bar was that?

A "no infraction, just a kindly Mod edit" All-Girl Bar.

BTcigars · 10-12-2010, 03:05 PM

lol great joke

bvilchez · 10-12-2010, 04:34 PM

That was funny....damn tears rolling down my eyes.

10-09-2010, 09:02 AM	#1
Powers Swamp Ash member in exile Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas Posts: 2,283 Trading: (17)	Blind Man Walks into an All-Girl Bar A blind man wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a whiskey. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. ...In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you're blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2) The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 195 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously mister, do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' __________________ "There is true glory and true honor: the glory of duty done, the honor of integrity and principle" - Robert E. Lee

10-09-2010, 09:27 AM	#2
Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar That's great!!!!!!

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G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,751 Trading: (10)	Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar Classic.

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alwayslit Welcome to the madness Join Date: Jul 2009 First Name: Jim Location: DC/Tampa Posts: 488 Trading: (14)	Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar funny chit!!

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10-09-2010, 08:41 PM	#11
dunng MassHole Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: MassHole Posts: 4,719 Trading: (59)	Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar Love that one! __________________ MassHole Banter

10-10-2010, 08:47 AM	#12
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar Vary true, funny funny funny!!!!

10-10-2010, 11:58 PM	#13
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar That's funny!!! Of course he's dead, but it's funny!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

10-11-2010, 12:02 AM	#14
stewshi Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 407 Trading: (23)	Re: Blind Man Walks into a Lesbo Bar Hahahaha that made my night ....

10-11-2010, 04:40 PM	#15
thebayratt Still Watching My Ash Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Shawn Location: Mississippi Posts: 1,326 Trading: (11)	Re: Blind Man Walks into an All-Girl Bar wait.......... i don't get it. just kiddin. I'm blonde......... just not a 6' 195# blackbelt woman.

10-11-2010, 04:41 PM	#16
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,674 Trading: (63)	Re: Blind Man Walks into an All-Girl Bar Wait- what kinda bar was that? __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

10-12-2010, 03:05 PM	#19
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10-12-2010, 04:34 PM	#20
bvilchez En búsqueda..... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bolivar aka Jay Location: Back in SoCal Posts: 3,202 Trading: (76)	Re: Blind Man Walks into an All-Girl Bar That was funny....damn tears rolling down my eyes.