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12-03-2010, 11:35 AM
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Heads up get down
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Bridge Cop
A grungy man was speeding along on the Golden Gate bridge in his new Mercedes when he was pulled over by a CHP.
The CHP approaches his car and notices his less than clean looks. But the man checks out as the owner of the car and the policeman begins to write the ticket. CHP: "How does a guy like you afford a car like this?" Driver: It's easy. I'm an asshole stretcher and it pays good money." CHP: "Asshole Stretcher?" Driver: "That's right. Someone calls me to have their asshole stretched and I start with one finger, then two. Shortly I'm able to get two fingers in, then two more. Once I'm able to get in 2 fingers from each hand, I begin to stretch their asshole until it's 6 feet in size." CHP: "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" Driver: "Give him a badge and let him write tickets on the bridge."
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12-03-2010, 01:40 PM
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F*ck Cancer!
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Re: Bridge Cop
Pretty funny! I will have to remember to pass this one along to my cop friend
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12-03-2010, 05:39 PM
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Admiral Douchebag
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Re: Bridge Cop
Quote:
Driver: "Give him Photoshop and let him be a graphic artist".  
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