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			The teacher asked the little girl to spell water.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			The girl answered, "HIJKLMNO." The teacher asked, "Are you sure that is how to spell water?" She answered, "Sure! It's H to O!" 
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	...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide  | 
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	...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide  | 
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	...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide  | 
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			There is a kid that learns his ABC’s. He asked the teacher to go to the  bathroom, but the teacher made him say the alphabet in front of the  class. He sais a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o  q r s t u v w x y z The teacher said That was great, but where is the P?   
		
		
		
		
		
		
			The student said the Pee is running down my legs 
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	I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx  | 
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	No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.  | 
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