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Old 03-03-2012, 09:52 AM   #241
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Let's neuter him!
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Old 03-03-2012, 09:53 AM   #242
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Let's neuter him!
Do the world a favor!!!!
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Old 03-03-2012, 11:33 AM   #243
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Why would you neuter the duck??
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Old 03-03-2012, 12:09 PM   #244
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Poor duck.
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Old 03-03-2012, 12:25 PM   #245
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Poor duck.
You bet poor duck! He's only got one ball left now...
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Old 03-03-2012, 12:34 PM   #246
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You bet poor duck! He's only got one ball left now...
Until he gets married!!!!
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Until he gets married!!!!
What hen is going to want a duck with one ball?
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Old 03-03-2012, 03:23 PM   #248
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What hen is going to want a duck with one ball?
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Old 03-03-2012, 03:26 PM   #249
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What hen is going to want a duck with one ball?
A one legged hen named Eileen!!!!!!
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Old 03-03-2012, 03:57 PM   #250
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Only if she has an extra breast (or two)
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Old 03-03-2012, 04:12 PM   #251
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Only if she has an extra breast (or two)
That's ok, his man boobs make up for it!!!
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